Anyway...

Mortification and gay wizards aside.. I believe I can come up with something interesting let's think..Ok well Biz and Jes disregard because you were there, but we have a new chapter in Captain Carl's Crazy World of Weirdness (a preliminary title for the book mind you). Ok "Chapter 56: When out with your family in, let's say, a capital city and someone is needed to take a picture of all of you, a good idea is to ask a strange girl writing in her journal by a fountain. However don't just walk away after the picture is taken, offer to take a picture of her as well and mail it to her. This will surely bring the laughter from all that you have been longing to hear."