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Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Birds of a feather flock together. A narrow mind has a broad tongue. The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. There is more to life than increasing its speed. No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Who lives content with little possesses everything. Too much of the world is run on the theory you don't need road manners if you are a five ton truck. He who is known as an early riser can stay in bed till noon. When you see a situation you cannot understand, look for the financial interest. It is better to be a has-been than one who never was. If Jack’s in love, he is no judge of Jill’s beauty. The things most people want to know are usually none of their business. You cannot be anything if you want to be everything. We didn’t all come over on the same ship, but we are all in the same boat. After learning the tricks of the trade, many of us think we know the trade. Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action. He who lives on hope has but a slender diet. If God had meant for people to go nude they would have been born that way. Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves. One of these days is none of these days. There are two sides to every question and if you want to be popular you take both. Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. All looks yellow to a jaundiced eye. The man who is too old to learn was probably always too old to learn. It’s what you learn after you know it all that counts. The rich need not beg a welcome. Do not discourage the other man’s plans unless you have better ones to offer. Castles in the air are alright until we try to move into them. To most of us it would be very convenient if God were a rascal. The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. It is difficult to see the picture when you are inside the frame. Some people think they are generous because they give away free advice. We hear and apprehend only what we already half know. When you probe unseen places use protection. A real Christian is one who can give her pet parrot to the town gossip. No one is unemployed who minds his own business. The dog that trots about finds a bone. The most welcome person is the one who knows when to go. The secret of success in conversation is being able to disagree without being disagreeable. Experience is one thing you can’t get for nothing. He who loses his head is usually the last one to miss it. One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it. He that has but four and spends five, has no need for a purse. Some people know how to live everyone’s life but their own. Many a live wire would be a dead one but for connections. The vow that binds too strictly snaps itself. Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. Nothing so needs reforming as other peoples habits. If at first you don’t succeed, you are running about average. The fellow who is a good sport has to lose to prove it. It is easier to fight for one’s principles than to live up to them. Easy street is a blind alley. It would be a swell world if everyone was as pleasant as the fellow who is trying to skin you. To say the right thing at the right time, keep still most of the time. To suspect a friend is worse than to be deceived by him. When it comes to helping you some people stop at nothing. The growth in wisdom can be accurately gauged by the drop in ill temper. There are visual errors in time as well as space. One thing in favor of a polka-dot tie is that one more spot doesn't matter. To approve is more difficult than to admire. The virtue which we appreciate we to some extent appropriate. Occasionally you meet a person who thinks he is all seven wonders of the world. You never know how many friends you have until you rent a cottage by the beach. It is better to risk saving a guilty person than to condemn an innocent one. No question is so difficult as that to which the answer is obvious. The man who waits for things to turn up has his eyes fixed on his toes. When the cup is full carry it even. Anticipation breeds frustration. Be obscure clearly. Some people pay so much attention to their reputation that they lose their character. It may be that those who do most dream most. A man in passion rides a mad horse. Knowledge and timber shouldn’t be much used until they are well seasoned. They talk most who have least to say. Mistrust first impulses, they are always good. Everyone complains of memory, no one of his judgment. Nothing is impossible to the man who doesn't have to do it himself. That which is said while drunk has been thought out beforehand. Have a nice day. :)
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Whoever prints this in an acceptable format gets 10 points.
For Gryffindor?
awesome, laughing my @$$ off!
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