I'm a loser

I lost my keys and my jacket today. I left my keys in my locker at school and my jacket on the subway. Luckily I got my keys back from the lost&found but we're still waiting on the jacket. If I ever get rich enough I'm going to pay someone to keep track of my stuff. I'd do it myself but obviously I'm no good at it.
Here's a video to cheer me/you up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzA0nG_PurQ